Today joke,.Stupid Man

Man: what is the cost of this washing machine?  
Shopkeeper: sorry i do not deal with stupid people.
 Man: how did you know that i am stupid? 
 Shopkeeper: because this is not a washing machine, but a fridge.

Today’s Joke

 
Judge=U” will be hanged at 6:00am tomorrow
Criminal = Ha…Ha…haha..
Judge = what makes u laugh ?
Criminal =  I never get up before 8:00am

एकछिन हास्ने कि ?

इतिहासका शिक्षक (राम सँग) – भन त राम, पृथ्वीनारायण शाह बि स कतिमा जन्मेका थिए र कतिमा उनको मृत्यु भएको थियो ?
राम – थाहा छैन सर ।
शिक्षक – (रिसाउदै) आफ्नो किताबमा हेरेर भन त ।
राम – (किताब पल्टाउदै) सर्, यसमा त १७७९-१८३१ लेखेको छ ।
शिक्षक –  के यो तिमीले पहिले पढेका थिएनौ ?
राम – पढेको [...]

GULF WAR-II

This movie is going to be released in mid of  September of this year. You will really enjoy GLUF WAR –II, watching new face in Hollywood industries 

Tony Blair… PM of UK

“Tony Blair is the only prime minister in 60 years to leave office of his own choice “   Word of his own“I can only go one way. I’ve not got a reverse gear.” “I think most people who have dealt with me, think I’m a pretty straight sort of guy, and I am.”